Because of a major conservative, discriminatory judicial system here in this beautiful county of Texas, my way of life was being threatened. Unbeknownst to me, not being a millionaire, "being affiliated with the UFC" or "people hitting other people" and the word "BITCH", can cause harm to little 'ol me in this big 'ol state, while undergoing some court proceedings.
The Daily Bitch was "on leave" to protect myself and my family. After a little forced coersion & heavy intimidation from certain DoucheBags, I took a tiny "vacation" from bitching publicly. I've finally come back to rescue you from yourselves.
Real discrimination exists! Some of you idiots who scream discrimination, NEED TO LIVE IN THE REAL WORLD rather than behind mommy's skirts......
Beware.... I am back with a vengeance! No one is safe.
What else can be done to me that hasn't already been done? NOTHING!!
Now, on to a more important issue ------
MEN HATERS OF MAGIC MIKE
What better way to come back than to have a mature discussion about the top 10 movies for last week ---
6/29 - 7/1/2012. Preferrably movie #1 and movie #2......
THIS IS A MAJOR CONSPIRACY, I TELL YOU!!! ... "Ted" #1 with $54 million and "Magic Mike" #2 with $39 million??? WTH is that???
All I know is, NUMBERS lie! That's what I've been told forever, especially when men have something to do with those numbers.
Are men so jealous of us women having some fun and being #1?
Since men and kids weren't invited to the Magic Mike "Dance Party", daddy's all over the world had to "babysit" for 2 hours, so they took their innocent children to see "TED"?
Oh yes .... "TED" .... such a family oriented movie!!
What a way to get back at mommy for only a couple hours full of hot bods, sexy dancing & intelligent conversation, than taking your kids to YOUR "man" movie & making that "man" movie #1?
You think I'm crazy for calling this a conspiracy? I don't think so -- men would do anything to be on top -- taking our fun away and our chances of finally having a MAN movie at #1.
I saw those lines of freaky women.... NOT ONE LINE FOR "TED"!
This is the ultimate punishment for us women watching hot bodies .....